Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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