Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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