the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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