I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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