just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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