Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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