question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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