ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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