Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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