Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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