I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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