Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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