windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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