Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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