so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is the high leading the old right now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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