Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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