it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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