a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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