Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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