i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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