What a fucking waste of an outfit
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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