Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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