I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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