"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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