Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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