Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
is it fun? or sober?
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