Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
