My room smells like vodka and shame
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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