I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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