didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
