so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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