Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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