So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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