i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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