I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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