last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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