Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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