i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i out mim tonsoeep
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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