I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize