i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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