Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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