Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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