speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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