you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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