i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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