Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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