I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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