Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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