is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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