so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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