I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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