I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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