More tranny stories later!
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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