i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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