i may or may not be watching the land before time
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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