none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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