i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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