try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize