We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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